Dumb.com - Joke Fight

Vote For Your Favorite Joke

A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street."It was very cold this morning.""How cold was it?"I do not no exactly, but I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets."

And Jesus said unto his disciples...
And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?"And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute, divine, sacerdotal monarch."And Jesus said, "What?"

Thank you for your vote!

You can see the results below:

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women... won 50.51% of the times

Bear Hunting won 48.69% of the times

Thank you for your vote!

You can see the results below:

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women... won 50.51% of the times Bear Hunting won 48.69% of the times

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women... won 50.51% of the times

Bear Hunting won 48.69% of the times