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An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: "You are what you eat."

Eve: "At least he doesn't compare me to his mother."

Abraham: "I'm goin' not knowin'."

Noah: "Honk if you believe in treading water."

Moses: "From a basket case to the promise land."

Elizah: "When Jezebel ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."

Balaam: "My second donkey talks!"

Prodigal Son: "All roads lead to home."

At the Sinai desert: "Winding road next 40 years"

At the Red Sea: "Caution! Subject to sudden flooding"

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At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women... won 49.85% of the times Buy machine factory won 50.43% of the times

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Buy machine factory won 50.43% of the times