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Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
Be Careful When Robbing Lawyers
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The
old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their
money. The gang was very happy to escape.
"It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us."
The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers!
We had $100 when we broke in!"
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You can see the results below:
- At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women... won 50.43% of the times
- An honest lawyer won 48.80% of the times
