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A couple have not been getting along for years...
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anything.She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
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You can see the results below:
- At the first session of a conversion class... won 50.22% of the times
- Bad temper problem won 48.26% of the times
