Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
Absentminded Doctor to Patient
After a relaxing vacation, the doctor go in to see his
patient. The doctor says, "I have some bad news and some even
worse news. The bad new is you only have a week to live."
The patient replies, "Oh my God! What could be worse?"
The doctor replies, "I should have told you last week."
Thank you for your vote!
You can see the results below:
- Atheist professor won 50.35% of the times
- A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop... won 49.87% of the times
