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An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
A couple have not been getting along for years...
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anything.She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
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- Atheist professor won 49.84% of the times
- An ode to old age won 50.19% of the times
