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Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
After surgery
As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"
"There's a big fire across the street," the doctor replied. "We didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."
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