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Age Old Riddle
If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.""What is she doing?", the pal asks."Waiting for me to get home."

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• Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done... won 49.21% of the times
• A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist... won 49.75% of the times