Dumb.com >> Jokefight >> Vote >> >>
Vote For Your Favorite Joke

I can't decide!

A Lesson From Management
A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer, "No, ma'am, we haven't had any for some weeks now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon."

Alarmed, the manager rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door and said, "That isn't true, ma'am. Of course, we'll have some soon. In fact, we placed an order for it a couple of weeks ago."

Then the manager drew the clerk aside and growled, "Never, never, never, never say we don't have something. If we don't have it, say we ordered it and it's on its way. Now, what was it she wanted?"

"Rain."

A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"



Thank you for your vote!


You can see the results below:


  • Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done... won 49.25% of the times
  • Bad News and Good News won 50.93% of the times