Vote For Your Favorite Joke

Be Quiet in Church
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they
were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary
to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied, "Because people are
sleeping!"

Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, "Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?"

The father thought for a moment, "Yes son, sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case!"

Latest Joke Fight Results:

• Real Estate Ads Translated was a winner against If Baby Names Were Chosen Based On Parent’s Profession
• A customer sent an order to a distributor... was a winner against An Unusual Vet
• A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel... was a winner against Bad computer viruses
• A sudden change of mind was a winner against An old occupation
• A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for... was a winner against A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi...
• You Might Be A Redneck If... was a winner against A rabbi, a priest, and a lawyer were all...
• Always By My Side was a winner against A wife invited some people to dinner. At...
• An Honest Lawyer was a winner against Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole...
• A responsible applicant was a winner against Funny Words of Wisdom
• Air Heads was a winner against A DIET QUIZ