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At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?"Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn't know there would be women on the jury. Since I can't even fool my wife, I'll never be able to fool the four women jurors."
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: "You are what you eat."
Eve: "At least he doesn't compare me to his mother."
Abraham: "I'm goin' not knowin'."
Noah: "Honk if you believe in treading water."
Moses: "From a basket case to the promise land."
Elizah: "When Jezebel ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."
Balaam: "My second donkey talks!"
Prodigal Son: "All roads lead to home."
At the Sinai desert: "Winding road next 40 years"
At the Red Sea: "Caution! Subject to sudden flooding"
Latest Joke Fight Results:
- Business one-liners 08 was a winner against Boys and Girls
- An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing was a winner against A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier...
- Barber's don't exist was a winner against Company Policy
- A guy in a bar was a winner against An Unusual Prayer
- A certain lawyer was was a winner against Billy Gates writes to Santa
- Facing Adversity was a winner against Bottle of Evian water?
- A bad habit was a winner against A Lucky Break
- Actual Answer from a Medical Student was a winner against A Woman's Seminars
- A Night Before Christmas For Moms was a winner against A blonde bought an AM radio and it took her a month to find out she could listen to it at night.
- A doctor is complaining to a mechanic was a winner against Buckwheat