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I can't decide!
500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
A couple came upon a wishing well...
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, "It really works!"
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You can see the results below:
- bad advice won 49.42% of the times
- A fair deal won 51.52% of the times