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Ape Reading List
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was
reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of
Species.
In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both
those books?"
"Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was
my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
Aussie Tossie
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
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- bad advice won 50.41% of the times
- A lawyer's dog, running about won 50.06% of the times