
Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
A sudden change of mind
My Dearest Susan,
Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so.
Yours always and truly,
John
P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."
Latest Joke Fight Results:
- Atheist professor was a winner against 12 Shots
- A Good Mystery was a winner against Brain or muscles?
- A political man to a woman... was a winner against Buckwheat
- A stolen credit card was a winner against A Fisherman's Tale
- Any Last Words? was a winner against A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal servi...
- A little old lady goes to the doctor and... was a winner against An Honest Lawyer
- Bad Couch Trip was a winner against Busted Doc!
- A real dilemma was a winner against Angelic Love
- A Real Watch Dog was a winner against Be Politically Correct With Men
- Can you pay the bill? was a winner against Anniversary Flowers