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Legal Troubles
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.
"My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."
Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
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You can see the results below:
- Bad Neighbours won 50.04% of the times
- A man lay sprawled across three entire seats... won 49.03% of the times
