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A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.
A Dead Lawyer
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, dear." replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"
"The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
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- Bad Neighbours won 50.55% of the times
- A Night at the Asylum won 49.19% of the times