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Ape Reading List
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that the orangutan was
reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of
Species.
In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both
those books?"
"Well," said the orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was
my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
A doctor fell into a well once...
A doctor fell into a well once. He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.
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You can see the results below:
- Bad Neighbours won 50.22% of the times
- A Night at the Asylum won 49.05% of the times