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A couple have not been getting along for years...
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and thistime he doesn't get her anything.She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
Aircraft Carrier
Q: What do you call an aircraft carrier
in financial difficulty?
A: A receding airline.
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- Ball Rolling won 48.66% of the times
- A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven... won 52.56% of the times
