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I can't decide!
A man walked into
A man walked into the local Chamber of Commerce of a small town, obviously desperate. Seeing a man at the counter, the stranger asks, ''Is there a criminal attorney in town?''
To which the man behind the counter immediately quipped, ''Yes, but we can't prove it yet!''
Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
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You can see the results below:
- Bathtub Seizure won 49.04% of the times
- A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for... won 50.96% of the times