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A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist. She walked into his office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely.I don't have any friends, no man will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?""I'm sure I can," the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."
An Honest Lawyer
What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.
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- Bathtub Seizure won 47.96% of the times
- A man with a glass eye is here to see you won 51.60% of the times
