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Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
Can I take his place?
An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.
An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.
"Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."
The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."
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You can see the results below:
- Bathtub Seizure won 49.17% of the times
- A U.S Army Colonel issues a directive won 51.07% of the times
