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Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
A housewife, an accountant
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked ''How much is 2 plus 2?''
The housewife replies: ''Four!''
The accountant says: ''I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time.''
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, ''How much do you want it to be?''
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- Be Careful When Robbing Lawyers won 50.59% of the times
- A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told... won 50.02% of the times
