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I tried to be a tailor...
I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because it was a so-so job.

After many years of trying to find steady work...
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

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• Be Careful When Robbing Lawyers won 50.34% of the times
• And God Created ... Pets won 49.83% of the times