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A Short Time to Live
A man hasn't been fealing well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
"Nine..."
Age Old Riddle
If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
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You can see the results below:
- Best advice possible won 50.43% of the times
- A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist... won 50.19% of the times
