Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.
A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."The old man says without hesitation"I now pronounce you man and wife".
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You can see the results below:
- Best advice possible won 49.60% of the times
- An offense won 48.70% of the times
