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A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything-noise, spray, cats - nothing seems to scare them away. Another said, "Yea, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they won't go away." The third said, "I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church... Haven't seen one back since!"
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You can see the results below:
- Biblical Bumper Stickers won 48.91% of the times
- Absentminded Doctor to Patient won 49.66% of the times