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Air Heads
Poor Jim is killed in a Boston automobile accident, but happily he goes to heaven where he gets to meet God and asks God if he can ask him a few questions.

"Sure. Go right ahead," says the Almighty.

"OK," Jim says, "Why did you make women so pretty?"

"So you would like them," God replies.

"All right then," Jim nods, "but come you made them so nice and soft and curvey?"

"So you would LOVE them," God replies.

Jim ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such air heads?"

God replies, "So THEY would love YOU!"

10 Things You Never Hear in Church
1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.


2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25
minutes over time.


3. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than
golf.


4. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used
to send to TV evangelists.


5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior
High Sunday School class.


6. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let's pay our
pastor so he can live like we do.


7. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!


8. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.


9. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in
the Bahamas.


10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like
our annual stewardship campaign!





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