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Legal Troubles
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.

"My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."

A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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