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500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
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A little change
The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.""That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change..."
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- Bill Gates and General Motors won 52.02% of the times
- A woman reported the disappearance of her husband... won 49.02% of the times
