Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Bad temper problem
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!
A Lucky Break
Q: What is the definition "lucky break?"
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
A: There was an empty seat.
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You can see the results below:
- Bill Gates and General Motors won 52.17% of the times
- And God Created ... Pets won 49.76% of the times
