Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
Absentminded Doctor to Patient
After a relaxing vacation, the doctor go in to see his
patient. The doctor says, "I have some bad news and some even
worse news. The bad new is you only have a week to live."
The patient replies, "Oh my God! What could be worse?"
The doctor replies, "I should have told you last week."
Bees Pees
Q: Where does a bee pee?
A: At the BP station.
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You can see the results below:
- Billing won 50.72% of the times
- A couple came upon a wishing well... won 50.56% of the times
