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A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

Baptism Preparations
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young
father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are
you prepared for it?"


"I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizers
and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and
cakes for all of our guests."


"I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean, are you
prepared spiritually?"


"Oh, sure," came the reply. "I've got a keg of beer and a
case of whiskey."





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