Vote For Your Favorite Joke

A Lucky Break
Q: What is the definition "lucky break?"
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.

Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"?
A: There was an empty seat.

A large difference
A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said,"Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor. The good news is our hospital has just been certified to do brain transplants and there has been an accident right out front and a young couple was killed and you can have whichever brain you'd like. The man's brain costs $100,000.00 and the woman's brain costs "$30,000.00." The patient could not help but ask, "Why such a large difference between the male and the female brain?" The doctor replied, "The female brain is used."

Latest Joke Fight Results:

• Cartoon Laws of Physics was a winner against Chinese Proverbs
• A test for being drunk was a winner against A Mexican bandit made a
• Atlanta School Board was a winner against Build an Ark
• Bad News and Good News was a winner against Work vs. Prison
• Are caterpillars good to eat? was a winner against A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste...
• A man went to the police station wishing to speak... was a winner against A henpecked husband...
• A bus filled with politicians was driving through the... was a winner against A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...
• Funny Words of Wisdom was a winner against A Lucky Break
• Always By My Side was a winner against A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...
• An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing was a winner against A Night at the Asylum