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A precise location
Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 499."Attorney: "And where is milepost 499?"Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."
Facing Adversity
A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
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- Billy Gates writes to Santa won 48.35% of the times
- Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done... won 49.09% of the times
