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Legal Troubles
"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles.

"My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."

500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
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