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3 Types of People
There are 3 basic types of people in the world:
1. Those who can count.
2. Those who can't.
A man took his wife to the doctors...
A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said"Your wife's mind has completely gone!"To which the man replied "I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"
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