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500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
40th Birthday
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She said, "I want a divorce."
He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
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You can see the results below:
- Blind Justice won 50.68% of the times
- 500 lawyers in the ocean won 48.87% of the times
