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A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

A little change
The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.""That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change..."

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As a sergeant in a parachute regiment... won 50.61% of the times

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Boating Trip won 53.27% of the times

As a sergeant in a parachute regiment... won 50.61% of the times