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Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

A wife invited some people to dinner. At...
A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

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Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole... won 50.33% of the times

Bruce Willis on Mt. Everest won 47.50% of the times