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Blonde in Pain
There was a blonde who was hurting all over so she went to the doctor. The doctor said, ''Where are you hurting?''
She said, ''Everywhere. See?"
She touched her arm and said, "OUCH!"
She touched her leg and, "OUCH!"
She touched her nose, "OUCH!"
"See?" she cried, " I am hurting all over!''
The doctor laughed and said, ''What you've got is a broken index finger!"
Basketball
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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You can see the results below:
- Bonds Mature won 49.58% of the times
- A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor... won 51.20% of the times