Vote For Your Favorite Joke
I can't decide!
A little sports match
"...And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We'll be right back after these messages..."
40th Birthday
A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Sherry? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She said, "I want a divorce."
He replied in shock, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
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You can see the results below:
- Bonds Mature won 49.96% of the times
- Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done... won 49.18% of the times
