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A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course we do," replied the bartender."Great," said the man, "I'd like a beer... and give me a lawyer for my gator."

Bonds Mature
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
Bonds mature.

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Bonds Mature won 50.34% of the times

Before and After in Marriage won 49.54% of the times

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Bonds Mature won 50.34% of the times Before and After in Marriage won 49.54% of the times

Bonds Mature won 50.34% of the times

Before and After in Marriage won 49.54% of the times