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Facing Adversity
A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
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You can see the results below:
- Bribing the Judge won 49.02% of the times
- At The Pearly Gates won 50.08% of the times
