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After surgery
As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesia after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"

"There's a big fire across the street," the doctor replied. "We didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."

500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.




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