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I can't decide!
A famous General dies...
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to
Arlington National Cemetery. All the airlines were booked
and there were no other planes available. Someone came up
with the idea of using a helicopter. It arrived at five
a.m. The newspapers reported the incident with "the whirly
bird gets the urn".
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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You can see the results below:
- A little old lady goes to the doctor and... won 48.62% of the times
- A bus station is where a bus stops... won 49.77% of the times
