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A horrible curse
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."The old man says without hesitation"I now pronounce you man and wife".
Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
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- A little old lady goes to the doctor and... won 48.78% of the times
- A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man... won 48.79% of the times
