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I can't decide!
Can I take his place?
An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.
An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.
"Judge Garber has just died" said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."
The governor replied: "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."
Aussie Tossie
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
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- Build an Ark won 51.53% of the times
- A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious argument won 52.35% of the times
