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500 lawyers in the ocean
What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."
The bartender says, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "75 cents."
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- Build an Ark won 52.01% of the times
- Can I play the piano once these are off? won 50.36% of the times
