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Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn't comfortable with that. So the wife went on the ride by herself.The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a heap at her husband's feet."Are you hurt?" he asked."Of course I'm hurt!" she replied. "Three times around and you didn't wave once!"
A Horse Walks Into a Bar
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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You can see the results below:
- Business is business won 49.94% of the times
- A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet... won 51.12% of the times
