Dumb.com >> Jokefight >> Vote >> >>
Vote For Your Favorite Joke

I can't decide!

A man goes to his bank manager and says...
A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and replies "Buy a big one and wait."

A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.



Thank you for your vote!


You can see the results below:


  • Business one-liners 01 won 47.37% of the times
  • A guy was driving home one evening... won 51.55% of the times