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A stolen credit card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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• Business one-liners 04 won 50.49% of the times
• A preacher was completing a temperance sermon... won 50.97% of the times